kento still smiles about the day he put three sugars in his coffee
kento uses his fingers to clean his ears and then tastes them
kentos favourite colour is clear
kento threw away a drawer full of expired condoms last week
kento replies to spam emails in the hope he gets a human reply
kento refers to his fingers as antennae and wiggles them every single time
kento is convinced his dog is trying to keep its distance
kento is not respected in his community but he gets through the day by saying at least im not my mother over and over to himself
kento's mother makes secret visits to the newborn delivery room at the local hospital and then returns home to cry for exactly three hours
kento once bought an instructional dvd on samba dancing, but tearfully threw it away when it gave him an erection
kento will never go to a professional sports event again, not after that drunk fellow in the row in front of him took off his shirt.
Kento photocopies every book he borrows from the library in hopes of being called "the knowledge-keeper" if civilization collapses
kento hates the consumerist culture that starbucks encourages but secretly loves frappucinos so he tries to make them at home but they never taste quite right
kento uses a condom when he masturbates then weighs them
kento jerks off to cartoons because it's disrespectful if it's a real woman
kento uses Burger King Tm Ketchup packets as a form of birth control
Kento proudly describes himself as "Karaoke King" and has the crown to prove it.
kento tries very hard to predict his household electricity bill every month, and for every dollar he is wrong he disconnects one more appliance
kento marks his height on the wall every birthday, even though he stopped getting taller many years ago
kento has been working on a spy novel for the past five years. So far, he's written an outline and six paragraphs.
kento refuses to eat pork not for religious reasons but because he idolizes piglet
kento sits alone at public chess boards hoping someone will play with him
kento once entered "jedi" as his religion on a survey, but only an hour later contacted the poll organizers to let them know that wasn't actually true
kento still fantasizes about his eighth grade English teacher and occasionally Googles her name
kento does not wash his hands after he takes a shit
kento has only ever had one wet dream and it was about wearing tight silk slacks
kento thinks that a bunk bed is necessary equipment for any hip bachelor pad
when kento's mother heard that he had planned his first date, she insisted that he first go on a series of "practice dates" with his stepsister to reduce his anxiety
kento once though he was being a good samaritan when he gave a homeless man the classifieds section from his morning paper
Kento sees a child share a popsicle and recoils in horror at this innocent gesture
Kento touches all of the donuts at 7-11 and doesn't buy any
Kento bought a broken umbrella because he felt they were one in the same.
Kento follows long-nailed women around hoping they drop some change
Kento like to sit in the massage chairs at The Sharper Image for hours, until he is asked to leave
Kento thinks the cops in Reno 911 are real
Kento watches ET over and over wondering why a wrinkled bald alien is more accepted in public than he
kento wears a watch just so that he can get the cool tanline.
Kento sheds a tear every time he sees someone litter.
By his own admission, K3nto would not work on divorce cases because he was "severely embarrassed by women's confessions of sexual misconduct."
there are three sexes: male, female, and kento
K3ento's interactions with the world are like watching a dog struggle with a glass door. he'll smack into it and walk in circles a few times and try again and maybe go away for a second then get right back at it and he never makes an inch of progress yet he doesn't care. he doesn't ENJOY the experience exactly but as far as one can tell he's not really too vexed abvout it either. this is just what he does and hes gonna keep doing it. we could open the door for him but then what would he do? what would his purpose be? so we sit on the couch and crack a beer and just sort of watch and appreciate how good we've really got it.
kento once whispered 'i love you' in someone's ear and they went blind for 36 hours (thanks heikki!)
Kento cut a deck of cards once. His friends looked on in horror as he wiped the knife off on his bib. (thanks Capntastic!!)
kento accused his female housekeeper of stealing some of his most valuable walruses by stuffing them into her big vagina and inadvertently creates a successful new genre of j-comicporn. this isn't gross because it's inspired by one of the first videos i saw on youtube searching for curb your enthusiasm just now (thanks pp!!!!)
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