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Confirmed Sightings

Walrus Campus, by a student

Let me tell you about Walrus Boy --> .

In my Metaphysics class last year it was my pleasure to share a classroom with a person I will be calling Walrus Boy (because he strikes me as a possible goon). Now, Walrus Boy had it all: He would derail class with inane questions (and I mean inane for a philosophy class which is saying a lot), he would argue insane points before and after class with whoever would listen (usually nobody, but that didn't seem to bother him).

He also had an odd habit of randomly scribbling on the board, and attempt to explain how deep it was. On more than one occasion he attempted to stage a coup in class to oust the professor, only to clam up as soon as the prof entered the room.

Now, I was perfectly happy to simply ignore the guy. Not so with another guy in class, who I will call Angry Guy --> (because I don't actually know his name).

Angry guy would often tell Walrus Boy to "Shut Up", inform him that "Nobody Cared" and pleaded that we "Return To The Topic". He spoke for all of us.

One day, I was walking to class (about ten minutes early) and I see in the hallway. He recognizes me from class and informs me that it was, in fact, "The Last Straw". Using a good peppering of swears and spittle tells me that has placed a stuffed walrus on every desk in the classroom.

I'm gonna go ahead and say that again: He put a STUFFED WALRUS of EVERY DESK in the WHOLE CLASSROOM.

Why? Probably for attention. Do I care? Not a bit. tells me that he already told the prof about it (his office being right around the corner) so I decide to go see the classroom for myself. Sure enough, is no liar.

(Very) Long story short, the prof tells to clear the desks before class starts. At the bell, there were still walruses on half of the desks. Needless to say there was one person sitting on that side of the classroom.

For whatever reason, didn't show up to any more classes after that, save the last day. He informed us that he wasn't passing the class. I kept the faith, by not caring.

Seriously though... Walruses?

Possible Sightings

Rick's spotting, by Rick

Saw Kento and B-C together at the local Frys Grocery Store

Young blonde girl that looked like she might be the anime type, sort of dorky looking asian boy with her.

Of course she was busting his balls a bit, but overall, they seemed pretty happy and watching them use the self-checkout was sweet.

Man I told you crazy kids, you were perfect for each other. Glad you finally realized it. You should've called me up, though, guys. I'd have cooked you guys spaghetti and we could've talked about The N. You wouldn't have had to stay long. Just a meal with an old man and then you guys could be on your way again.

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